This episode was very ehhh for me, though the preview for the next episode makes me want to shoot someone in the nuts. WHY IS IT SO FAR AWAY!?!?!

We learn about The Queen’s past (still nothing on why she hates Snow’s guts) and that Sidney is a slimy piece of shit. Let us proceed.

Finding out that the Mirror is the Genie from Aladdin:

The King saving the Genie and being an all-around sweetie (before he turned into a diary snatching bastard):

That small inkling of Snow and Charming:

I don’t even know anymore. Half of me loves it, the other wants to stab David in the gonads.

Emma bugging Regina’s house all mission impossible like:

The Queen actually showing human emotion:

I felt really bad for her. Granted, my opinion changed rather quickly, but she got a shitty deal being trapped in a loveless marriage with a King who didn’t give a damn about her.

Emma breaking into Regina’s house like a BAMF:

Regina making a deal with Rumpel:

Sidney killing the King:

Then the Queen pawns his stupid ass:

Emma confronting Regina and being all boss about it: 

But then she gets her ass handed to her. Again:

Sidney is still working for the queen:

Watching the preview for the next episode:

BEAST AS RUMPEL AND OH MY GOD JESUS TAKE THE ENTIRE DAMN VEHICLE

Then finding out it airs in two weeks: